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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
解鎖於 2013 年 12 月 18 日 上午 10:53

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
解鎖於 2013 年 12 月 18 日 上午 10:10

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
解鎖於 2013 年 12 月 18 日 上午 10:11

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
解鎖於 2014 年 1 月 24 日 上午 12:33

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
解鎖於 2013 年 12 月 18 日 上午 10:04

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
解鎖於 2013 年 12 月 16 日 下午 2:56

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
解鎖於 2013 年 12 月 18 日 上午 10:09

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
解鎖於 2013 年 12 月 18 日 上午 10:50

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
解鎖於 2013 年 12 月 30 日 上午 1:28

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
解鎖於 2014 年 1 月 3 日 上午 4:15

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
解鎖於 2014 年 1 月 3 日 上午 5:23

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
解鎖於 2014 年 1 月 5 日 上午 4:11

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
解鎖於 2016 年 6 月 29 日 下午 8:23

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
解鎖於 2014 年 1 月 12 日 上午 5:28

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
解鎖於 2014 年 1 月 30 日 下午 1:02

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
解鎖於 2013 年 12 月 30 日 上午 1:50

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
解鎖於 2014 年 1 月 3 日 上午 5:55

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
解鎖於 2014 年 1 月 12 日 上午 5:43

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
解鎖於 2014 年 1 月 8 日 上午 10:04

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
解鎖於 2013 年 12 月 25 日 上午 4:48

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
解鎖於 2013 年 12 月 28 日 上午 4:10

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
解鎖於 2016 年 5 月 26 日 下午 3:49

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
解鎖於 2016 年 5 月 26 日 下午 3:49

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
解鎖於 2016 年 6 月 11 日 下午 11:18

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
解鎖於 2014 年 1 月 8 日 上午 9:45

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
解鎖於 2013 年 12 月 18 日 上午 10:58

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
解鎖於 2013 年 12 月 30 日 上午 1:28

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
解鎖於 2013 年 12 月 16 日 下午 3:11

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
解鎖於 2014 年 1 月 3 日 上午 4:59

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
解鎖於 2014 年 1 月 12 日 上午 5:43

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
解鎖於 2013 年 12 月 30 日 上午 1:30

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
解鎖於 2014 年 1 月 24 日 上午 12:05

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
解鎖於 2013 年 12 月 16 日 下午 2:58

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
解鎖於 2014 年 1 月 30 日 下午 1:04

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
解鎖於 2013 年 12 月 16 日 下午 2:41

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
解鎖於 2014 年 1 月 8 日 上午 10:09

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
解鎖於 2016 年 2 月 25 日 下午 8:31

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
解鎖於 2014 年 1 月 10 日 上午 3:22

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
解鎖於 2014 年 1 月 24 日 上午 12:40

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
解鎖於 2014 年 1 月 12 日 上午 5:23

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
解鎖於 2014 年 1 月 12 日 上午 6:01

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
解鎖於 2013 年 12 月 18 日 上午 11:20

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
解鎖於 2013 年 12 月 30 日 上午 1:19

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
解鎖於 2014 年 1 月 10 日 上午 3:21

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
解鎖於 2016 年 2 月 25 日 下午 8:39

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
解鎖於 2014 年 1 月 5 日 上午 4:12

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
解鎖於 2016 年 6 月 29 日 下午 4:12

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
解鎖於 2016 年 6 月 29 日 下午 8:40

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
解鎖於 2017 年 2 月 7 日 下午 4:42

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
解鎖於 2017 年 2 月 8 日 下午 5:05

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
解鎖於 2017 年 2 月 14 日 下午 7:36

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
解鎖於 2020 年 5 月 3 日 下午 6:57

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
解鎖於 2020 年 5 月 3 日 下午 7:33

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
解鎖於 2016 年 6 月 29 日 下午 9:11



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
6 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
15 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
3 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
8 / 30

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
22 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
1 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
12 / 30

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
15 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
1,145 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
8 / 10
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