Progresul realizărilor lui rockr230 pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 18 dec. 2013 la 10:53

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 18 dec. 2013 la 10:10

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 18 dec. 2013 la 10:11

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Obținută la 24 ian. 2014 la 0:33

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 18 dec. 2013 la 10:04

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 16 dec. 2013 la 14:56

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 18 dec. 2013 la 10:09

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Obținută la 18 dec. 2013 la 10:50

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Obținută la 30 dec. 2013 la 1:28

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Obținută la 3 ian. 2014 la 4:15

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Obținută la 3 ian. 2014 la 5:23

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Obținută la 5 ian. 2014 la 4:11

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Obținută la 29 iun. 2016 la 20:23

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Obținută la 12 ian. 2014 la 5:28

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Obținută la 30 ian. 2014 la 13:02

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 30 dec. 2013 la 1:50

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Obținută la 3 ian. 2014 la 5:55

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Obținută la 12 ian. 2014 la 5:43

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Obținută la 8 ian. 2014 la 10:04

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 25 dec. 2013 la 4:48

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Obținută la 28 dec. 2013 la 4:10

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Obținută la 26 mai 2016 la 15:49

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Obținută la 26 mai 2016 la 15:49

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Obținută la 11 iun. 2016 la 23:18

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Obținută la 8 ian. 2014 la 9:45

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Obținută la 18 dec. 2013 la 10:58

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Obținută la 30 dec. 2013 la 1:28

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 16 dec. 2013 la 15:11

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Obținută la 3 ian. 2014 la 4:59

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Obținută la 12 ian. 2014 la 5:43

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Obținută la 30 dec. 2013 la 1:30

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 24 ian. 2014 la 0:05

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 16 dec. 2013 la 14:58

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Obținută la 30 ian. 2014 la 13:04

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 16 dec. 2013 la 14:41

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Obținută la 8 ian. 2014 la 10:09

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 25 febr. 2016 la 20:31

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Obținută la 10 ian. 2014 la 3:22

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Obținută la 24 ian. 2014 la 0:40

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Obținută la 12 ian. 2014 la 5:23

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Obținută la 12 ian. 2014 la 6:01

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Obținută la 18 dec. 2013 la 11:20

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Obținută la 30 dec. 2013 la 1:19

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Obținută la 10 ian. 2014 la 3:21

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Obținută la 25 febr. 2016 la 20:39

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Obținută la 5 ian. 2014 la 4:12

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Obținută la 29 iun. 2016 la 16:12

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Obținută la 29 iun. 2016 la 20:40

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Obținută la 7 febr. 2017 la 16:42

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Obținută la 8 febr. 2017 la 17:05

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Obținută la 14 febr. 2017 la 19:36

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Obținută la 3 mai 2020 la 18:57

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Obținută la 3 mai 2020 la 19:33

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Obținută la 29 iun. 2016 la 21:11

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

6 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

15 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

3 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

8 / 30

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

22 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

12 / 30

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

15 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,145 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30