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Posted: 3 May, 2024 @ 11:20am
Updated: 6 May, 2024 @ 3:59pm

THE AUTOMATONS HAVE TAKEN OVER SONY HEADQUARTERS

ATTENTION ALL HELLDIVERS

The Automatons have taken over Sony Headquarters, as a result they have recently made a decision to actively reduce our numbers by requiring "linking" (Sending Military Secrets) with their "Playstation Network" (Intel Collection Network) in order for our "Safety and Security" (Un-Democratic) and making it mandatory (Un-Liberty Like) by May 6th, 2024, Super Earth Time.

The Ministry of Truth has requested that this un-democratic behaviour CEASE immediately and has declared it a threat to Managed Democracy.

EDIT: The un-democratic behavior has ceased at Sony Headquarters, back to the front lines Helldivers and resume the spreading of DEMOCRACY!
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