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Etalax 10. Okt. um 3:18 
ashes 🔥
victorious 🥇🏆🎉
straight 📏🛣
into 🏃‍♂️📥
the 💘
lights 🌅💡🎇✨
i 👁👀
found 🔎🔍
myself 🫵
defeated ⚰️🪦💀💀
Etalax 3. Feb. 2023 um 10:17 
There is an Episode of Pokémon that Pokémon Ditto transforms into a Human, This Pokémon can transform into any person or living being you want. Pokemon are submissive to their trainers, and can do whatever you want during sex. He can be Dominant, Submissive, Neutral, Cute and etc. That is, Ditto is the most sexually attractive Pokémon, surpassing even Vaporeon, Lopunny and Gardevoir in this regard. although Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon in sex, Ditto is the most compatible in sexual attraction. Ditto is hot but bad in bed compared to Vaporeon. But he can turn into a Vaporeon and give you the best **** ever. and although vaporeon is not that attractive physically, the ability to Learn Charm, Lure, Doll's Eyes and Hyponosis is sure to turn him on. Ditto is perfect for sex
罗睺 30. Nov. 2021 um 21:08 
Super Idol 的笑容
都没你的甜
八月正午的阳光
都没你耀眼
热爱 105 °C 的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
Etalax 26. Sep. 2021 um 7:35 
您好,

前几次使用了假身份证来认证非常抱歉。 我是来自新加波,使用假身份证登陆游戏。

依照我朋友说,国际用户者有办法在b站实名认证。

请问有办法认证码?

谢谢
罗睺 22. Nov. 2020 um 8:51 
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Etalax 10. Sep. 2020 um 4:35 
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Etalax 7. Mai 2020 um 1:37 
Caesar, what don’t understand (HEY!)
Toss me the baby
AHH WHY
Caesar, what don’t
How much prices
HELLO EVERYBODY!
I….
Understand
Toss me the baby
AHH WHY
Caesar, what don’t understand
JALALALALALA

JUST HIT! (No!)
Caesar, what don’t
JUST HIT! (No!)
Toss me the baby
JUST HIT! (No!)
Understand!
HELLO EVERYBODY!
Yo!
JUST HIT!
Caesar, what don’t
JUST HIT! (Yeah!)
Toss me the baby
JUST HIT!
KEEP ON!

(Some random rhythmic high-pitched laughter)

Move that yeah!
Don’t touch me!
You don’t that,
don’t lose that!
Watch my wipe,
Turn that cross that!
We’re in one place,
Skip it I chose that!

(Some music)

(More music)

(Even more music)

Tralalalalalala,
OH MY GAHHHHHHHHD!


OH MY GAHHHHHHHHD!


OH MY GAHHHHHHHHD!

(Ending music)
ﷲMalaysianLoverﷲ 9. Apr. 2020 um 15:25 
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫 3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦 5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦 10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅
Etalax 8. Apr. 2020 um 15:49 
CALLING ENDERMAN AT 3AM TO OPEN THE ENDERCHEST!!!! ($100,000 MINECRAFT CHEST!)
Alright we said we're gonna do it so we're gonna do it



It's three o two in the morning and we have Enderman's number right now so we're gonna just facetime him.



Guys this is when all the haunted things happen. I don't know if you saw the ending of our last video but Enderman came in a relocked it.

So we're gonna facetime him right now. You ready Tommy?
Etalax 11. Sep. 2019 um 5:46 
Theories of Why He Went After the Jews
One popular theory is that Hitler was watching the movie JAWS when the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ first snuck up on him. Hitler mistakenly saw the Jews as shark-people (Jews was pronounced jaws in the German that was spoken in the early 20th century). This idea however is questioned by respected contemporary scientist and historians such as Paris Hilton and Skippy the bush-kangaroo.

The most commonly accepted theory today is that the Jewish population in early 20th century Germany was notorious for having more than 2 balls. This would have made Hitler furious. Although it is still only speculation, this is thought to be the real reason Hitler started to massacre the Jews, first in Germany, later in the rest of the European continent.
Etalax 5. Juli 2019 um 8:47 
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Etalax 23. Dez. 2018 um 10:49 
I am the Bone of my parang
cigarettes is my Body and malay is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand parangs,
Unknown to Ite,
Nor known to sec 4.
Have withstood Pain to create many retains
Yet those Hands will pass ite.
So, as I Pray--
Unlimited parang Works
Etalax 23. Dez. 2018 um 10:48 
Aaaah It's Rewind ⏪⏪⏪ time ⌚⌚. If I controlled Rewind ⏪⏪⏪ I would want 😋 Fortnite and Marques Brownlee. Is 🈶 this ⬆ what 😅 you wanted ⚠? You know 🤔 who 💁 I would have 🈶🈶 asked for? Quit 😩 horsing around. Play 🎽🎽 me some of that jumping music 🎤🎤. Did you say 🗣 jumping music 🎤🎤🎤?
Etalax 23. Dez. 2018 um 10:48 
Jesus did 9/11 and I have PROOFS!!!!11!
Planes hit the towers. If you look at it, a plane looks like a cross. Like the cross jesus dead on.

Jesus is a jew, and we all know jews have something to do with it

He came back once to beat the ever living hell out of the romans, why not come back again?

The world trade center was a very important place for the economy (and capitalism), and it's known that jesus is a communist.

jesus hates the arabs, so doing 9/11 and blaming it on them is a great way to get them killed in a war

Man I hope Iraq gets invaded, ♥♥♥♥ing gays St-John 12:4
Etalax 23. Dez. 2018 um 10:48 
honestly what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Etalax 21. Aug. 2018 um 23:25 
To the guy that threatened to grief my minecraft server: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE SERVER AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A SERVER THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!
Etalax 16. Juli 2018 um 5:20 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STRAWBERRY GENERATION. CAN GO BEACH KAYAK AND SOMEMORE GOT ORANGE TO EAT. SO WELFARE

THE LAST TIME AH KONG WAS ON A BEACH THE JAPANESE WERE TRYING TO SHOOT HIM
Etalax 16. Juli 2018 um 5:15 
if you cant understand this we cant be friends
Etalax 16. Juli 2018 um 5:15 
Wakan tanka, hunkaschila
Wohitika oyate
Nagi tanka, tunkasila
Akicita, oyate
Wiyan wakan, hanhepi-wi
Nakacijin, oyate
Heyyy, ayy, hee, ooh!

Wakan tanka, hunkaschila
Wohitika, oyate
Niyaha, le mita cola
Kiksuyapi, oyate
Wicoti, mitawa wichasha
Wakan mitakuye, oyasin
Oyate!
He, ayy, hee, ooh!
Jurobei 11. Juli 2018 um 17:43 
+Rep weeb
76561198123778204 25. Juni 2018 um 5:16 
hol up
Etalax 5. Juni 2018 um 6:48 
My Grandfaggot smoked his whole life. I was about 69 years old when my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ said to you, 'If you ever want to see your grandfaggots graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in it eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. It gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My ♥♥♥♥♥♥ said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfaggot put us through." I agreed. At 369, I have never touched a baguette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because adding you to faggotlist gave me premature ejaculation anyway.
Etalax 11. Mai 2018 um 6:35 
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Etalax 11. Mai 2018 um 6:34 
Eh! What ♥♥♥♥ you say about me, si ginna? Don't say lim peh never tell you hor, lim peh best soldier in Commando. Lim peh involved in raids on illegal gambling dens, Geylang brothels etc, got 300 confirm arrest leh. Lim peh got training in "Ah-Meng" warfare and my sniper suka-suka aim also shoot until. You macam like peanut to me. Lim peh can make you meet Lee Kuan Yew with my magic finger, you never see this kind of power on this Earth before de. Listen until anot? You think you can hide ah? Wait long long ah. Lim peh call EDMW personal army all around Singapore to csi your IP. You better be prepared, bloody hell. If lim peh see you, I confirm hantam you. You confirm dong dong chiang. Lim peh anytime can show up at anywhere, my pattern more than badminton can kill you with many style
Etalax 11. Mai 2018 um 6:34 
After a good game in CS:GO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We kept chatting, over the next couple of months and we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a CSS:GO LAN-PARTY. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turned out he was gay. Don't trust this guy!
Etalax 6. Mai 2018 um 1:53 
nice 3k hours
Leaf 4. Mai 2018 um 9:00 
+rep nice payday 2 teammate, knows his ♥♥♥♥, warframe hours though :csgohelmet: xd
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Ascernis 24. Dez. 2017 um 9:38 
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+rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ subscriber
✪70$ venti 7. Okt. 2017 um 8:55 
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nani the fuck?
NiRLiPtO 8. März 2017 um 4:31 
This guy is dopeeee
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