新年快乐，六四事件天安門

I would say happy New year, but measuring time is just a concept created by humans. In fact, strip it all back for a few seconds. The names of the months and days, countries, flags, boundaries on maps, religions. What's left? Consciousness on a rock which spins around the cosmos we only know 3% about. Nothing more. But most people don't like to think about such things. So happy New year.

Santa has an important message!
Attention all children on the nice list! I'm one of Santa's elves and I'm here to deliver a message from him. There seems to have been a mishap up here in the North Pole and everybody's addresses got all mixed up! To help Santa, he needs you to send me your full address, as well as a specific time everybody in your household is asleep or out of the house (that way Santa doesn't get seen by nosey little children)! Also, Santa wanted me to mention that he's eaten too many of Mrs. Clause's cookies and won't be able to fit down the chimneys this year, so make sure your front door is unlocked so Santa can deliver your presents!

hey, Etalax! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you

🎀🐬🌈 𝐒𝐢𝐠𝐦𝐚

+rep massive schlong !