BIT.TRIP RUNNER is as swanky and cool as a game can be. It doesn't bother with any of that garbage like story or graphics and instead focuses on teh two things that gaming is about; controls and music.
You play the role of Comander Video and you contrinually stride forward dodging the caterpillaers, spikes, cranes campfires, minecarts and other ♥♥♥♥ in your way. The slick moves at your disposal are all you need to confront these challegnes but you'll soon realise that there's a rad beat to it all. This game doesn't throw crap at your randomly, it throws random crap at you methodically and you'll add to the soundtrack as you go. Get a clean run and the music has turned all chillaxed to reflect the zen state you find yourself in and the feeling of crossing the line after collecting all the gold in any level is almost as satisfying as the feeling of ejaculating into a warm vagina or scoring the winning goal in the dying seconds of the big game. Because that's what this is; a big game that fills you with emotion whenever you play.
The only negative thing I can say about this game is that each world is marred by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ boss fight at the end. These are awful and you'll hate yourself.
If your a no rythym loser who can't dance then this game isn't for you but if you're a groovy cat like me this is as good as gaming gets.

BIT.TRIP RUNNER is as swanky and cool as a game can be. It doesn't bother with any of that garbage like story or graphics and instead focuses on teh two things that gaming is about; controls and music. You play the role of Comander Video and you contrinually stride forward dodging the caterpillaers, spikes, cranes campfires, minecarts and other shit in your way. The slick moves at your disposal are all you need to confront these challegnes but you'll soon realise that there's a rad beat to it all. This game doesn't throw crap at your randomly, it throws random crap at you methodically and you'll add to the soundtrack as you go. Get a clean run and the music has turned all chillaxed to reflect the zen state you find yourself in and the feeling of crossing the line after collecting all the gold in any level is almost as satisfying as the feeling of ejaculating into a warm vagina or scoring the winning goal in the dying seconds of the big game. Because that's what this is; a big game that fills you with emotion whenever you play. The only negative thing I can say about this game is that each world is marred by a shitty boss fight at the end. These are awful and you'll hate yourself. If your a no rythym loser who can't dance then this game isn't for you but if you're a groovy cat like me this is as good as gaming gets.