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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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Met this guy on CS:GO awhile back, we spent a lot of time playing together and playing comp games, one day he asked if I wanted to meet him in real life, so I said yes and I was on my way to his house, on the way I passed a sign saying "You do you!" with a funny cat on it, so when I knocked on his door, and he opened it, I pounced on him like a feral cat and starting making out with him, I did not spend the night at his house, rather in a jail cell instead.

BiG MEENY HED. OBVIUSLIE PO PO HED. FaT FORHED