Recent reviews by VESSEL

I've played this game more in two weeks than I have any other game in my lifetime, I'm completely hooked. Solo/Co-Op is fun and the replayability the game has to offer means you get a new experience every time you boot up a mission. No rage, no boring moments, all fun and Rock and Stone!

Edit: still love this game :v (For karl!

this is how long it took me to get all the achievements and maxed everything

mmmm spiral go round and round

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---{Graphics}---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ All

---{PC Requirements}---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☑ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{?/10}---
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Definitely a game that requires a grind to get better, not really my type of game but the mechanics of the game are pretty interesting

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⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠈⠑⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Are you winning son?
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---{Gameplay}---☑️
🔳Try not to get addicted
🔳Very good
🔳Good
☑️Nothing special
🔳Ehh
🔳Bad
🔳Just dont

---{Graphics}---
🔳Masterpiece
🔳Beautiful
🔳Good
☑️Decent
🔳Will do
🔳Bad
🔳Awful
🔳Paint.exe

---{Audio}---
🔳Fascinating
🔳Very good
🔳Good
🔳Decent
☑️Not too bad
🔳Bad
🔳Earrape

---{Audience}---
🔳Kids
🔳Teens
🔳Adults
☑️Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
☑️Check if you can run paint
🔳Potato
🔳Decent
🔳Fast
🔳Rich boi
🔳Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Story}---
☑️Doesn't have
🔳Something isnt nothing I guess
🔳Not greatly told
🔳Average
🔳Good
🔳Lovely
🔳Will make you cry or smile alot

---{Playstyle}---
☑️Almost never the same in any two people
🔳Varies a little bit from person to person
🔳Weapon AND character classes
🔳Weapon OR character classes
🔳Creative AND Survival
🔳Creative OR Survival
🔳Melee AND Ranged
🔳Melee OR Ranged

---{Difficulity}---
☑️Just press a bunch of buttons
🔳Easy
🔳Significant brain usage
🔳Easy to learn / Hard to master
🔳Not so easy
🔳Difficult
🔳Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑️Nothing
🔳Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
🔳Isnt necessary to progress
🔳A bit grindy sometimes
🔳Average grind level
🔳A bit grindy
🔳Insanity

---{Game Time}---
🔳Long enough for a cup of tea
☑️Short
🔳Average
🔳Long
🔳Depends on you
🔳Endless

---{Price}---
🔳Just buy it
🔳Worth the price
🔳Wait for sale
☑️Maybe if you have some spare money left
🔳Not recommended
🔳Dont throw money into a rubbish bin
🔳♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Micro-Transactions}---
🔳EA
🔳Mobile Game(Necessary if you don’t want to wait 15 weeks to construct a toaster)
🔳 ''Premium” Currency AND Normal Currency
🔳”Premium” Currency OR Normal Currency
🔳Quick way to advance
🔳(Skins/Emotes/Etc)
🔳Only to show off big time
🔳Level DLC
🔳None

---{Bugs/Glitches}---
☑️Never had any
🔳Minor bugs/glitches
🔳Few bugs/glitches
🔳Can get annoying
🔳Ruining the game
🔳The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs/glitches

---{?/10}---
🔳1
🔳2
🔳3
🔳4
☑️5
🔳6
🔳7
🔳8
🔳9
🔳10

---{Gameplay}---
🔳Try not to get addicted
🔳Very good
🔳Good
🔳Nothing special
☑️Ehh
🔳Bad
🔳Just dont

---{Graphics}---
🔳Masterpiece
🔳Beautiful
🔳Good
🔳Decent
☑️Will do
🔳Bad
🔳Awful
🔳Paint.exe

---{Audio}---
🔳Fascinating
🔳Very good
🔳Good
🔳Decent
☑️Not too bad
🔳Bad
🔳Earrape

---{Audience}---
🔳Kids
🔳Teens
🔳Adults
☑️Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
☑️Check if you can run paint
🔳Potato
🔳Decent
🔳Fast
🔳Rich boi
🔳Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Story}---
☑️Doesn't have
🔳Something isnt nothing I guess
🔳Not greatly told
🔳Average
🔳Good
🔳Lovely
🔳Will make you cry or smile alot

---{Playstyle}---
☑️Almost never the same in any two people
🔳Varies a little bit from person to person
🔳Weapon AND character classes
🔳Weapon OR character classes
🔳Creative AND Survival
🔳Creative OR Survival
🔳Melee AND Ranged
🔳Melee OR Ranged

---{Difficulity}---
🔳Just press a bunch of buttons
🔳Easy
🔳Significant brain usage
☑️Easy to learn / Hard to master
🔳Not so easy
🔳Difficult
🔳Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑️Nothing
🔳Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
🔳Isnt necessary to progress
🔳A bit grindy sometimes
🔳Average grind level
🔳A bit grindy
🔳Insanity

---{Game Time}---
🔳Long enough for a cup of tea
🔳Short
🔳Average
🔳Long
☑️Depends on you
🔳Endless

---{Price}---
🔳Just buy it
🔳Worth the price
🔳Wait for sale
☑️Maybe if you have some spare money left
🔳Not recommended
🔳Dont throw money into a rubbish bin
🔳♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Micro-Transactions}---
🔳EA
🔳Mobile Game(Necessary if you don’t want to wait 15 weeks to construct a toaster)
🔳 ''Premium” Currency AND Normal Currency
🔳”Premium” Currency OR Normal Currency
🔳Quick way to advance
🔳(Skins/Emotes/Etc)
☑️Only to show off big time
🔳Level DLC
🔳None

---{Bugs/Glitches}---
☑️Never had any
🔳Minor bugs/glitches
🔳Few bugs/glitches
🔳Can get annoying
🔳Ruining the game
🔳The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs/glitches

---{?/10}---
🔳1
🔳2
🔳3
🔳4
🔳5
🔳6
🔳7
☑️8
🔳9
🔳10