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1 person found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
---{Gameplay}---
🔳Try not to get addicted
☑️Very good
🔳Good
🔳Nothing special
🔳Ehh
🔳Bad
🔳Just dont

---{Graphics}---
🔳Masterpiece
🔳Beautiful
☑️Good
🔳Decent
🔳Will do
🔳Bad
🔳Awful
🔳Paint.exe

---{Audio}---
🔳Fascinating
🔳Very good
☑️Good
🔳Decent
🔳Not too bad
🔳Bad
🔳Earrape

---{Audience}---
🔳Kids
🔳Teens
🔳Adults
☑️Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
☑️Check if you can run paint
🔳Potato
🔳Decent
🔳Fast
🔳Rich boi
🔳Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Story}---
🔳Doesn't have
🔳Something isnt nothing I guess
🔳Not greatly told
☑️Average
🔳Good
🔳Lovely
🔳Will make you cry or smile alot

---{Playstyle}---
🔳Almost never the same in any two people
☑️Varies a little bit from person to person
🔳Weapon AND character classes
🔳Weapon OR character classes
🔳Creative AND Survival
🔳Creative OR Survival
🔳Melee AND Ranged
🔳Melee OR Ranged

---{Difficulity}---
🔳Just press a bunch of buttons
🔳Easy
🔳Significant brain usage
☑️Easy to learn / Hard to master
🔳Not so easy
🔳Difficult
🔳Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
🔳Nothing
☑️Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
🔳Isnt necessary to progress
🔳A bit grindy sometimes
🔳Average grind level
🔳A bit grindy
🔳Insanity

---{Game Time}---
🔳Long enough for a cup of tea
🔳Short
🔳Average
🔳Long
☑️Depends on you
🔳Endless

---{Price}---
🔳Just buy it
🔳Worth the price
🔳Wait for sale
🔳Maybe if you have some spare money left
🔳Not recommended
🔳Dont throw money into a rubbish bin
☑♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Micro-Transactions}---
🔳EA
🔳Mobile Game(Necessary if you don’t want to wait 15 weeks to construct a toaster)
🔳 ''Premium” Currency AND Normal Currency
🔳”Premium” Currency OR Normal Currency
🔳Quick way to advance
🔳(Skins/Emotes/Etc)
🔳Only to show off big time
🔳Level DLC
☑️None

---{Bugs/Glitches}---
☑️Never had any
🔳Minor bugs/glitches
🔳Few bugs/glitches
🔳Can get annoying
🔳Ruining the game
🔳The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs/glitches

---{?/10}---
🔳1
🔳2
🔳3
🔳4
🔳5
☑️6
🔳7
🔳8
🔳9
🔳10
Posted 8 August, 2020.
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46 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
4
0.4 hrs on record
---{Gameplay}---
🔳Try not to get addicted
🔳Very good
🔳Good
🔳Nothing special
☑️Ehh
🔳Bad
🔳Just dont

---{Graphics}---
🔳Masterpiece
🔳Beautiful
🔳Good
🔳Decent
☑️Will do
🔳Bad
🔳Awful
🔳Paint.exe

---{Audio}---
🔳Fascinating
🔳Very good
🔳Good
🔳Decent
🔳Not too bad
☑️Bad
🔳Earrape

---{Audience}---
🔳Kids
🔳Teens
🔳Adults
☑️Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
☑️Check if you can run paint
🔳Potato
🔳Decent
🔳Fast
🔳Rich boi
🔳Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Story}---
🔳Doesn't have
🔳Something isnt nothing I guess
🔳Not greatly told
☑️Average
🔳Good
🔳Lovely
🔳Will make you cry or smile alot

---{Playstyle}---
☑️Almost never the same in any two people
🔳Varies a little bit from person to person
🔳Weapon AND character classes
🔳Weapon OR character classes
🔳Creative AND Survival
🔳Creative OR Survival
🔳Melee AND Ranged
🔳Melee OR Ranged

---{Difficulity}---
☑️Just press a bunch of buttons
🔳Easy
🔳Significant brain usage
🔳Easy to learn / Hard to master
🔳Not so easy
🔳Difficult
🔳Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑️Nothing
🔳Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
🔳Isnt necessary to progress
🔳A bit grindy sometimes
🔳Average grind level
🔳A bit grindy
🔳Insanity

---{Game Time}---
☑️Long enough for a cup of tea
🔳Short
🔳Average
🔳Long
🔳Depends on you
🔳Endless

---{Price}---
🔳Just buy it
🔳Worth the price
🔳Wait for sale
🔳Maybe if you have some spare money left
🔳Not recommended
🔳Dont throw money into a rubbish bin
☑♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Micro-Transactions}---
🔳EA
🔳Mobile Game(Necessary if you don’t want to wait 15 weeks to construct a toaster)
🔳 ''Premium” Currency AND Normal Currency
🔳”Premium” Currency OR Normal Currency
🔳Quick way to advance
🔳(Skins/Emotes/Etc)
🔳Only to show off big time
🔳Level DLC
☑️None

---{Bugs/Glitches}---
☑️Never had any
🔳Minor bugs/glitches
🔳Few bugs/glitches
🔳Can get annoying
🔳Ruining the game
🔳The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs/glitches

---{?/10}---
🔳1
🔳2
🔳3
🔳4
🔳5
☑️6
🔳7
🔳8
🔳9
🔳10
Posted 8 August, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record
---{Gameplay}---
🔳Try not to get addicted
🔳Very good
☑️Good
🔳Nothing special
🔳Ehh
🔳Bad
🔳Just dont

---{Graphics}---
🔳Masterpiece
☑️Beautiful
🔳Good
🔳Decent
🔳Will do
🔳Bad
🔳Awful
🔳Paint.exe

---{Audio}---
🔳Fascinating
☑️Very good
🔳Good
🔳Decent
🔳Not too bad
🔳Bad
🔳Earrape

---{Audience}---
🔳Kids
🔳Teens
🔳Adults
☑️Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
☑️Check if you can run paint
🔳Potato
🔳Decent
🔳Fast
🔳Rich boi
🔳Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Story}---
🔳Doesn't have
🔳Something isnt nothing I guess
🔳Not greatly told
🔳Average
☑️Good
🔳Lovely
🔳Will make you cry or smile alot

---{Playstyle}---
☑️Almost never the same in any two people
🔳Varies a little bit from person to person
🔳Weapon AND character classes
🔳Weapon OR character classes
🔳Creative AND Survival
🔳Creative OR Survival
🔳Melee AND Ranged
🔳Melee OR Ranged

---{Difficulity}---
☑️Just press a bunch of buttons
🔳Easy
🔳Significant brain usage
🔳Easy to learn / Hard to master
🔳Not so easy
🔳Difficult
🔳Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑️Nothing
🔳Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
🔳Isnt necessary to progress
🔳A bit grindy sometimes
🔳Average grind level
🔳A bit grindy
🔳Insanity

---{Game Time}---
🔳Long enough for a cup of tea
🔳Short
🔳Average
🔳Long
☑️Depends on you
🔳Endless

---{Price}---
🔳Just buy it
🔳Worth the price
🔳Wait for sale
🔳Maybe if you have some spare money left
🔳Not recommended
🔳Dont throw money into a rubbish bin
☑♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Micro-Transactions}---
🔳EA
🔳Mobile Game(Necessary if you don’t want to wait 15 weeks to construct a toaster)
🔳 ''Premium” Currency AND Normal Currency
🔳”Premium” Currency OR Normal Currency
🔳Quick way to advance
🔳(Skins/Emotes/Etc)
🔳Only to show off big time
🔳Level DLC
☑️None

---{Bugs/Glitches}---
☑️Never had any
🔳Minor bugs/glitches
🔳Few bugs/glitches
🔳Can get annoying
🔳Ruining the game
🔳The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs/glitches

---{?/10}---
🔳1
🔳2
🔳3
🔳4
🔳5
🔳6
🔳7
🔳8
☑️9
🔳10
Posted 8 August, 2020.
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24 people found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
There are no words to describe how much emotion I felt playing this. As a music producer I too have the same goal of not expecting much, not expecting to be popular but to just make one person happy with something that I have made will make me happy. I can honestly say, without a doubt, that I will buy this game's full version when it releases.
Posted 7 August, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4,326.2 hrs on record (1,498.5 hrs at review time)
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Posted 1 June, 2020. Last edited 4 April, 2023.
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