♥♥♥♥♥ ass potato

potato the finnish fry, thinkin' he’s slick
But his humor hella dry, and his comebacks? hella weak
boasting like a sauna, all hot air
But when it gets steamy, he’s never there

Claims he’s the king of the land of the lakes
But his punchlines land like old fish flakes
Sisu strong? Nah, more like sisu-lite
Always folding in a fair fight

Keeps talking smack, like a drunk on salmiakki koskenkorva
But his game’s more rotten than bad poronkäristys
So here’s a tip, from me to you
Stick to the kitchen, being roasted suits you

-rep finnish

actual criminal no cap

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