i am running from my brother, he has made an army of clones, they are all after me, but the scariest thing is the lack of salt emmanating from their souls. I can feel it, and i dont like it. ITS ALMOST AS IF THEY ARE SWEET INSTEAD OF SALTY... i'm currently in a igloo just chilling (lol) and hoping the army doesnt catch up. DONT TRUST ANYONE -DUCKO

THE DUCKO YOU KNOW IS AN IMPOSTOR THEY HAVE NOT BEEN USING THE STEAM SALTY EMOJI. MY BROTHER HAS CLONED ME WHILE I WAS GONE, THE CLONE IS VERY ICKY AND GOOEY AND MOST IMPORTANTLY DOES NOT USE STEAM SALTY EMOJI! PLEASE LOOK OUT FOR THIS IN THE FUTURE -REAL DUCKO

I miss vanessa, but i must say that my family is doin me well, my brother now has a wife, my sister. I guess they are into that kinda weird champ but ok. I have joined siennas GroupD I am a big fan of grouo d's and am excited for my future endeavours in the group d i hope we can eat some d too.

I have recently realised i am not a pureblood egyptian but instead a lovely jamaican i am divorcing vanessa since now i must live in my hometown of jamaica and bro i cannot do long distance relationships.

Vanessa has come back to me and we have recently got married as for an update on the fortune i have postponed the fortune giveaway till next year, but be sure to subscribe to my youtube for more epic gay moments like me marrying vanessa, but yeah since i am just a poor egyptian middle aged man pls gib social security number or i nuke ur house.

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