Thank you earl! Hoofbump!

Dear, Fredalitous Finklehorn

You’re pretty awesome-sauce

Sincerely, Earl Earlington Jr.

this guy totally is magical, he granted me thwee wishes (truth)

truth

What da nuke of truth do

I enlist you with the power of the infamous
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I give you the key and the launch codes for it. I hope you use it wisely.
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