I lost NNN to pool jets. I was at my friends house, and we were in the pool messing around. In my friends pool he has these really powerful jets, and my friends were trying to swim against the jets. I was holding on to the metal bar to fight the jets, front on. After staying there for 10 seconds, it started to feel really good. 20 seconds later I nutted in the pool. In a panic of my friends seeing the nut in the pool, I convinced them to move to the spa.

+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎
+Rep good player
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+rep clutch Master😻
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ive been crying in my room for 2 hours now. I was making some salad dressing in the kitchen with my pet hamster manny (I let him roam around). My sister and her friends were also in there doing something. I spilled a bottle of vinegar, so I left to get a towel and when i came back manny was drinking it. I didnt think anything of it so I let him help me clean it up. all of the sudden manny starts acting really weird. hes normally very full of energy but he was just sitting still. Everyone gathered around him to try to figure out what was wrong. suddenly we hear a fizzling noise coming from inside manny and he started expanding. he let out a final squeak and bursted. bubbles and blood went everywhere. my sister and her friends started screaming and crying. I ran and got my dad and he cleaned it up. we looked in the pantry and apparently manny got into the baking soda and ate abunch of it. I think im traumatized now

finally have a pc.

no matter what I did, no matter how much I tried to stop him, he would not, and could not stop hacking in the game of CSGO I was playing with him.

If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️you can catch me letting it rip😤 at my girls funeral😅👻💀 cause it's bey blade or catch a fade🙏👊😠💯😭

I woke up at 5 in the morning and raced to Jamals (25M) house so that I can beat the other pigeons to his 9 inch horse ♥♥♥♥ (circumcised) and get my tight pigussy violated. When I arrived at his house I saw the feds putting him in the back of a squad car and I was discumbersombobulated. Me and the other pigeons chased after the car and lit it up with precum and ♥♥♥♥ like a paintball gun but they got away. after an agonizing couple of days without ♥♥♥♥ we decided to raise bail by renting our puckered bootyholes out for cash. It took 2 weeks of standing on the block cooeing seductively but we finally managed to raise the money and bail him out. we were practically falling over ourselves to be the first in line to get railed. As a thank you he piped us until we started letting out audible human screams. I threw it back ludicrously hard and the pigeons started cheering. We then went to court and sued the police station because we were ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with our consent.

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+rep has the golden unicorn. I trust this guy

+rep looks good in girl's clothes

when will we get a YouTube tutorial on how to be cute like you?

super frog

Hey *REDACTED* it's Cam. Heard you got in a car wreck. Uhhhmmm call me if you need me, I'm here

I already failed you master

don't be korean

can i ask you about how to be a epic man like you

i know how to darksoul

love the profile! love the rig! love your voice! love when you call me sweet names and tell me the world is ours and ours alone!

-rep for smurfing in jackbox

do NOT call a US Sailor CRINGE!!!

dark sauce 2

Rep+ wholesome profile picture

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Heretical trap

Happy new year Pm.
Wish your best luck in 2019.

Merry christmas pm.

Pm

*kisses u*

Yo dog, I know u used to have Steve as ur profile but dude... Millie is mine, like back up.

📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Genders
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder only contains two files!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

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i am not a fan of this person

Cool account!

yo, merry christmas.