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pentiguro 10/dez./2024 às 23:41 
I lost NNN to pool jets. I was at my friends house, and we were in the pool messing around. In my friends pool he has these really powerful jets, and my friends were trying to swim against the jets. I was holding on to the metal bar to fight the jets, front on. After staying there for 10 seconds, it started to feel really good. 20 seconds later I nutted in the pool. In a panic of my friends seeing the nut in the pool, I convinced them to move to the spa.
☆ * . ☆ . * ☆* ☆ . . * 30/ago./2024 às 22:23 
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎
+Rep good player
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚢
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 good
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛
+rep clutch Master😻
+rep Clutch King 👑
+rep 300 iq 🧠
+rep AK 47 TOP AIMER👻😎
+rep relax teammate🤤
+rep Killing Machine 😈
+rep AWP 2FAST KILL 💢
+rep kind person💯
+rep ONE TAP MACHINE 💢
+rep nice profile 💜
+rep add me pls😇
+rep very nice and non-toxic player😈
+rep AYYYY LMAO
+rep nice flicks👽
+rep king deagle💥
+rep best👹
+rep killer👺
+rep Good player 💜
+rep Amazing Tactics 👌
+rep Top Player 🔝
+rep Insane Skills 👌
+rep Thx for carry 👍
+rep Insane Skills
pentiguro 4/dez./2023 às 2:26 
ive been crying in my room for 2 hours now. I was making some salad dressing in the kitchen with my pet hamster manny (I let him roam around). My sister and her friends were also in there doing something. I spilled a bottle of vinegar, so I left to get a towel and when i came back manny was drinking it. I didnt think anything of it so I let him help me clean it up. all of the sudden manny starts acting really weird. hes normally very full of energy but he was just sitting still. Everyone gathered around him to try to figure out what was wrong. suddenly we hear a fizzling noise coming from inside manny and he started expanding. he let out a final squeak and bursted. bubbles and blood went everywhere. my sister and her friends started screaming and crying. I ran and got my dad and he cleaned it up. we looked in the pantry and apparently manny got into the baking soda and ate abunch of it. I think im traumatized now
fm 19/set./2023 às 15:51 
finally have a pc.
tek 7/jun./2023 às 22:24 
no matter what I did, no matter how much I tried to stop him, he would not, and could not stop hacking in the game of CSGO I was playing with him.
woe 22/mai./2023 às 22:03 
If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️you can catch me letting it rip😤 at my girls funeral😅👻💀 cause it's bey blade or catch a fade🙏👊😠💯😭
pentiguro 16/ago./2022 às 9:14 
I woke up at 5 in the morning and raced to Jamals (25M) house so that I can beat the other pigeons to his 9 inch horse ♥♥♥♥ (circumcised) and get my tight pigussy violated. When I arrived at his house I saw the feds putting him in the back of a squad car and I was discumbersombobulated. Me and the other pigeons chased after the car and lit it up with precum and ♥♥♥♥ like a paintball gun but they got away. after an agonizing couple of days without ♥♥♥♥ we decided to raise bail by renting our puckered bootyholes out for cash. It took 2 weeks of standing on the block cooeing seductively but we finally managed to raise the money and bail him out. we were practically falling over ourselves to be the first in line to get railed. As a thank you he piped us until we started letting out audible human screams. I threw it back ludicrously hard and the pigeons started cheering. We then went to court and sued the police station because we were ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with our consent.
Truly Madly Derply 10/jan./2021 às 10:47 
join kpop army or else
tek 31/dez./2020 às 5:51 
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Bird in Cup 24/dez./2020 às 15:37 
+rep has the golden unicorn. I trust this guy
tek 22/out./2020 às 7:34 
+rep looks good in girl's clothes
drd 14/out./2020 às 8:06 
when will we get a YouTube tutorial on how to be cute like you?
Truly Madly Derply 15/jun./2020 às 23:46 
super frog
Mouse 17/mai./2020 às 15:52 
Hey *REDACTED* it's Cam. Heard you got in a car wreck. Uhhhmmm call me if you need me, I'm here
Truly Madly Derply 10/jan./2020 às 11:16 
I already failed you master
pm 10/jan./2020 às 11:04 
don't be korean
Truly Madly Derply 10/jan./2020 às 9:23 
can i ask you about how to be a epic man like you
Truly Madly Derply 30/dez./2019 às 8:29 
i know how to darksoul
Bird in Cup 4/dez./2019 às 19:00 
love the profile! love the rig! love your voice! love when you call me sweet names and tell me the world is ours and ours alone!

-rep for smurfing in jackbox
tek 16/nov./2019 às 11:54 
do NOT call a US Sailor CRINGE!!!
Truly Madly Derply 19/out./2019 às 8:38 
dark sauce 2
Truly Madly Derply 25/set./2019 às 2:51 
Rep+ wholesome profile picture
illpala 4/ago./2019 às 22:08 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Jerome 20/abr./2019 às 9:03 
Heretical trap
Truly Madly Derply 31/dez./2018 às 22:18 
Happy new year Pm.
Wish your best luck in 2019.
Truly Madly Derply 24/dez./2018 às 20:51 
Merry christmas pm.
Kepler-22B 21/nov./2018 às 21:56 
Pm
Bird in Cup 20/set./2018 às 18:56 
*kisses u*
Stripes 17/jul./2018 às 20:04 
Yo dog, I know u used to have Steve as ur profile but dude... Millie is mine, like back up.
woe 30/jun./2018 às 21:08 
📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Genders
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder only contains two files!
Jerome 5/jun./2018 às 19:10 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx
woe 27/mai./2018 às 4:01 
@_@ 13/abr./2018 às 21:31 
i am not a fan of this person
Bird in Cup 23/mar./2018 às 13:02 
Cool account!
Truly Madly Derply 22/dez./2017 às 7:26 
yo, merry christmas.