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Recent reviews by Lyra Croc'A'Bit

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8 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
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191.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I've defended this game as a niche gem for years but they added Vic Mignogna (a man who filed and then failed at defamation suits so poorly that he admitted to being a pedophile during his deposition) as a voice actor as part of their 1.0 launch. No-one can discern that such a thing would come to pass, that a team would choose to hire someone blacklisted (for good reason) years after you have purchased and been party to the testing of their early access product. It's a massive slap in the face to anyone with decency about them that chose to trust the developers.
Posted 6 July.
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16 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
2
4.6 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I really want to believe these devs are honest about the situation with how they're handling the Legendary status upgrade but given that they are using midjourney for art assets and not disclosing that I really can't take them at their word at this point.
There's no tutorial or actual in-game guides for any of the systems or mechanics, hotkey abilities will arbitrarily not work or have unexplained conditions for when you are allowed to use them.
The solution they have for not having a tutorial is a sherpa system which means your mileage will vary wildly based on who you pair up with for lessons and hey, guess what, it's an extraction game so the majority of those people are going to be aggro and low on patience.
Cannot recommend it in the state it's in.
Posted 11 June.
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6 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
581.4 hrs on record (64.9 hrs at review time)
shadowbanned after being mass reported for having a pride flag emblem/banner. unfinished game even after the warzone pre-launch patch. ass

update: the game crashed with a BSOD and when I finished rebuilding files to reboot my PC it had corrupted my bluetooth stack. Ricochet, the kernel level anticheat they developed for this game, may actually be a danger to one's PC.
At the same time? DMZ is fun as hell. wish this was just, not an ass game to play with all the unfinished garbage, technical issues, and horrible community
Posted 16 November, 2022. Last edited 18 November, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
2
0.0 hrs on record
can't even start games now mods or not. thanks.
Posted 20 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.6 hrs on record
Nah
Posted 20 June, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7.9 hrs on record
DAN is too hard but it's fair.
Posted 23 November, 2017.
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2.2 hrs on record
This game is charming. It was originally on the XBLIG service, where it was equally charming, but since the PC port has come out the dev has been incredibly active and persistent in making the game as good as it can be.
Posted 23 November, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
310.3 hrs on record (221.3 hrs at review time)
This is not a Call of Duty game and that is a good thing.

The microtransactions are garbage though.
Posted 10 January, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
6.1 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
Combine Wolfentstein ET, a Hess-o-Eukrainian Steampunk mythos, and your favorite tower defense game, and you get this. Trust me, it's a lot cooler than it sounds.
Posted 18 December, 2010.
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