iunno wat clem sayin here but he's probably right

I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION.

I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious recurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING.

Why so mad, bist selber schlecht

mordhaus best ffaer

stron fista

-rep BEWARE THIS SHADY INDIVIDUAL IF YOU VALUE AN HONEST GAMING EXPERIENCE! THEY ARE SURELY UP TO NO GOOD!