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8 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Should've been a free upgrade, not a new game.
Posted 8 December, 2024.
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11 people found this review helpful
40.6 hrs on record
📌 WARNING:
  • You do NOT own the game, you own a "license-to-play"
  • If you stop using UBISOFT products for 2 years or longer, you risk losing both your games 'n account, per Ubisoft policy. They will be PERMANENTLY DELETED!

Note:
since 2023, they updated their removal policy to now state that you'll receive a ''notification'' prior to them taking action, and are given 30 days the time to request keeping your games and/ or account. Before 2023, you would simply lose everything without warning.

> "Accounts tied to an active Ubisoft subscription, or an activated PC game, no matter where it was purchased will not be eligible for deletion."
  • Closure of inactive Ubisoft accounts [www.ubisoft.com]
  • Cancelling the closure of your Ubisoft account [www.ubisoft.com]
    This is simply not true, as there have been many people who lost their games and ubi account. There are more than enough Ubisoft advocates out there trying to defend them, whoever you choose to believe is up to you, just be aware that your actions may have consequences.

    For these reasons, I do NOT recommend For Honor, or any other ONLINE-MULTIPLAYER Ubisoft game!

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Posted 14 October, 2024. Last edited 14 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
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16.0 hrs on record
Play this if you can't afford monopoly
Posted 26 September, 2024. Last edited 26 September, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
4.5 hrs on record
It's NetEase.
- enough said
Posted 30 August, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
26.7 hrs on record (16.9 hrs at review time)
They actually listen to community feedback!
- Enough reason, take my money!!!! 💵
Posted 30 May, 2024.
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11.4 hrs on record
Keep your wallet closed, don't get lured into this mess.

It's buggy, glitchy, has infinite loading screens at every single menu.
The loading before and after matches is longer than the actual gameplay.

Community patches just don't work.
For some they ''seem'' to reduce the glitching - not for me though.

Call Of Duty VS Battlefield
  • don't bother choosing a side. They're both walking corpses with money as life-support.
Posted 11 May, 2024. Last edited 11 May, 2024.
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76.1 hrs on record (12.8 hrs at review time)
🤜💥🤛

I love Tekken, it's been a big part of my life for many, many cherished years..but this doesn't feel like ''tekken'' anymore, it's been turned into a greedy, smelly corporate goblin.

I do not wish to downvote a Tekken game. It's hard...
So instead, to whomever this matters - I hope this guide will help you make up your mind.




The Good
- Graphical quality, Music, Optimization is all 💯
- BEST multiplayer in the franchise [still a laggy mess compared to Street Fighter 6's Net code]



The Neutral
• Combat is easier > combos are made better for some, others are ruined
‎ ‎ ‎ - Quick-help, rage art, Heat make the game boring and "easy"
• MEH roster, individual stories are a joke, might've as well added more characters!
• Customization is limited and clunky > Can't zoom out > accessories clip



The Bad
• Campaign and character stories are a let down
‎ ‎ ‎ - Previous character stories were "long" and meaningful. Now, it's just hot garbage
‎ ‎ ‎ - Campaign gives edgy vibes - milked so hard we have to wait for Tekken 9 for an ENDING! ‎ ‎ ‎
Price on Steam is RIGGED
‎ ‎ ‎ - Upgrade from base version (€ 70) to Deluxe version (€ 100) is 40,- !? yeh, NO!
• Training mode is a clunky mess with hard to find options
• English translation gives ''Low Budget'' vibes
• 1v1 in Arcade Louche is called a ''Team match''. Didn't know this was a MOBA!



Conclusion
Overall, game feels rushed, budget cut, and lazily put together
>>> The only good part is the fast-paced combat <<<
Unfortunately, powerful long-winded combos are easier to pull off too....you're still f*ckt 📌
Get it if you have too much time and money. Tekken fans - AVOID!
Posted 27 January, 2024. Last edited 4 February, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
69.5 hrs on record (37.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Can't breed with the Pals 💦
Posted 22 January, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
77.3 hrs on record
biggest GARBAGE game in existence.
Everyone who plays this has 0 brain cells.
Posted 26 December, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
91.4 hrs on record (89.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
7DaysToDie Theme > 28DaysToDie theme
Should've kept the original soundtrack, ignore the crying peasants.
Posted 14 December, 2023.
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