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Mia   Texas, United States
 
 
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Luna ~ 12 ก.ค. @ 11: 02pm 
Hey blackguards, did you copulate that in statues of brute someone and female person Pokémon sex activity, Vaporeon is the well-nigh harmonious Pokémon for humans? Not simply are they in the business egg cell sort out, which is generally comprised of craniates, Vaporeon are an achieve of 3"03' tallish and 63.9 British monetary units. this wishes they're wide relative quantity to be able-bodied to handgrip anthropoid peckers, and with their impressive Move stats for HP and arrive at to Lucy in the sky with diamonds Fit out, you can be prepare with one. Right to their largely furnish founded collection, there's no state of mind in my notice that an ruttish Vaporeon would be improbably fuddled, so soaking that you could easy have arouse with one for times without effort afflictive.
Pan of Duh 7 มิ.ย. @ 7: 29pm 
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If you're a beautiful suede leather couch, someone will put this in your comments.
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Luna ~ 3 พ.ค. @ 7: 12am 
okay so 18 pounds of cokane, 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers. but make sure none of them are white, i cant see the coke on them if they are.
Luna ~ 28 มี.ค. @ 6: 13am 
biri blueballs
ColdnessAwaits 23 มี.ค. @ 11: 43am 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
Pan of Duh 12 ม.ค. @ 8: 59pm 
WHERE IS MY COLE SLAW? I KNOW YOU HAVE IT. Let me give you a brief history of my past with cole slaw. As a child often shunned this side dish because I thought it was "cold sloth"; I truly believed people were eating shredded and chilled sloth meat. Boy was I wrong. At my first BBQ, my mother convinced me to try some and it was the perfect addition to the meal. A nice way to cool off the taste-buds while enjoying the delicious meats. Flashforward to 9/7 when I am craving a meatball sub. I get on seamless and start to browse the options and I come across Gene's fine establishment. Unlike many of the other competitors, their sandwich advertised coming with fries, a pickle, AND cole slaw! I eagerly waited for the beginning of my break at work and for the sub; I was literally watering at the mouth. Imagine my disappointment to find that no cole slaw had been included with my meal..