WHO IS THE DRYDROCHE?
aka Empiricist   Vatican City State (Holy See)
 
 
I'm a tf2 trader and an epic patzer. Not trading 24/7, but if you actually need something from me, i'll respond as soon as possible

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If i added you and you have no idea why, then it's most likely to trade with you (probably for a specifical item you got in BP listings or in your inventory) or discuss an offer.
There's also a chance i added you just because you're a very cool person and i really want to keep you in my friendlist. Probably because i played with you recently, idk lol.

If you'll add me and try to pull one of your idiotic scams on me, i'll play along and then rickroll you in the fanciest way possible. (or just block you if i'm not in the mood for this crap, idk lol)
Screenshot Showcase
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Items Up For Trade
2,295
Items Owned
2,215
Trades Made
522
Market Transactions
Buy my stuff.
Everything is negotiable - add me or send me a trade offer, i'll consider everything. I prefer good unusuals (esp. bulk downgrades) and mixed over pure, i'm a human lol.
BackpackTF listings link: https://backpack.tf/classifieds?steamid=76561198214802583
Trade link: https://steamproxy.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=254536855&token=SLY2CEej

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you want to add me, keep in mind that i almost always instablock shady profiles (100% blocking if you have private/empty inventory).
Watch out for impersonators and DON'T COMMENT when adding unless absolutely necessary. (if you want to leave a reason for adding, just send me an empty trade offer - i'll see it sooner).

danto: 12 yo girl scrreenshotting chats
danto: not cool
pashmi: bro ur the first funny guy i met off backpack
MicRouS: Porn is all over the internet for free my guy. Why buy it in the form of 1024x1024 images? Lolol
Broccoli Dood: damn, hat so cringe dude fucking died
Volxium/Buying≫Bulk/QS Bps: sigma sigma on the wall whos the most skibidi of them all is all i can say
(H): if it makes you feel any better. i nearly sent you an image of an ATM covered in shit out of pure frustration
Ballin Monkey | B>QS/TF2/BPS/CS2: i wish i was deeper in u rn </3
kira 4 Nov @ 8:44pm 
added for trade
crossdressing criminal 30 Oct @ 1:44pm 
added about qs'ing my 3 unusual head bouncers
Polipfejű bácsi 25 Oct @ 1:55pm 
Added to discuss :)
ion 16 Oct @ 1:32am 
Added to offer
venture 2 Oct @ 3:22pm 
Can't add but want to offer on your global clusters tundra top
st4rface ✧˖°. B>SPELLS 29 Sep @ 3:28am 
added fr trd