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23 of 50 (46%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 3:07am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 3:07am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 7:04am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 6:24am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 9:20am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 1:48pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 3:07am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 19 May, 2015 @ 8:10am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 3:07am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 9:29am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 9:48am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 5:46am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 7:27am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 9:51am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 3:07am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 12:22pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 12:08pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 9:08am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 9:09am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 6:42am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 3:07am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 3:07am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 8:57am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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