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Como este perfil no es interesante, te enseñaré cómo hacer churros:

Ingredientes:
200 g de harina sin levadura
250 ml de agua
50 g de mantequilla
1 cáscara de limón
Sal q.s.
3 huevos
Aceite para freír
Azúcar en polvo
Canela para espolvorear
Preparación:
1. En una sartén encender el agua.
Sazone con unas pocas piedras de sal.
Agregue la cáscara de limón y la mantequilla.
Déjalo hervir.
2. Tan pronto como comience a hervir, retire la cáscara de limón y agregue la harina.
Revuelva hasta despegar la sartén.
Pon la masa en un tazón y deja que se enfríe un poco.
Listo para comer

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when I tell you that I just ate this Taco Bell taco with a ferocity that would make you say ‘damn I wish I was that taco’, I mean it. That ♥♥♥♥ was BUSSIN

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The secret to getting gloriously puffed-up Yorkshire puddings is to have the fat sizzling hot and don't open the oven door.

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Names Simon, Simon Levchenko. I'm a budding music, writing, & dance artist from San Jose, California. I'm a maintainer of mutual interests in pianistry, philosophy, songwriting, engineering, as well as regular writing and choreography whom possesses rhythmic & lyrical inclinations. I discovered aforementioned passions at age 12. I was pondering whether or not you could scrutinize my Soundcloud profile. Thank you. https://soundcloud.com/user-393636454

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It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

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I met this user once before when I was playing CS and he sounded upset, so I encouraged him and in response he added me as a friend. Over time the invitations to private lobbies grew until eventually I was also bombarded with voice chat requests from him. One day I answered it and I was met with a sob and a cry. In-between breaths he opened up to me about his personal problems, apparently being bullied every day at school and tormented by his older sisters at home. Taken back, I exchanged some words of comfort to him. But then it changed once again. He said he was unsure about his sexuality, telling me of how sometimes he was aroused by the bullies at school when they touched him. Eventually he wondered what it would be like to take it in the ass, so I contacted one of his sisters and asked if he could use her dildo. Last I heard of him, he had stuck it so far up his ass he ♥♥♥♥ all over the family cat and killed it - as he was trying to make it lick his balls at the same time.

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Preheat oven to 275°F. Remove all packaging materials and place ham face down directly into baking dish or roasting pan. (Place whole ham on its side.) Cover tightly with lid, foil or place in cooking bag and heat at 275°F for approximately 12-15 minutes per pound.

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Half ham—approximately 2 hours
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My Dear Beloved One

I am Mrs. Sandra Klemmins, i am 36 years old. Am a citizen of United State of America, but i am resident in Cayman island.

I have been diagnosed with Cancer which was discovered very late, due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defiled all forms of medicine, Right now I have only about a year to live, according to my Medical Doctor.

I have sowed a seed for my healing; I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate orphans children's and as well as a few close friends.

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HVAC guy chiming in-

First off, it looks great, and kudos to thinking of adding a return. Most folk wouldn't.

You may see a decrease in performance from the system you tied into. As mentioned before, rooms like this aren't intended to be heated or cooled, and you're adding a not insignificant volume to the system that was quite possibly only sized for the finished upstairs (assuming you have 2 systems). When the time comes, consider upsizing the applicable system to accomodate, I'd reckon maybe half a ton larger should do. In the mean time, if it's struggling to maintain in the summer, you can always add a window unit to lighten the load and squeeze a little more life from the system.

Dużo headów w cs'ie
Demek milion gigabajtów
Pięknych akcji i zyciówek
Samych wygranych klanówek
The best myszki, klawiatury
Zebyś wiertał w głowach dziury
Mało żalów i wkurwiania
Dużo skilla, farta, zgrania
I na LANach i na codzień
BYS TAM KURWA ROBIŁ OGIEEEEEŃ!!! :D:D

I don’t think there is any denying that this guy has an absurd amount of game knowledge, is a very cerebral player and is (imo) very good at articulating how the game of CS is supposed to be played. Everyone said he would probably never be able to play with top tier players, and yet he’s taken a rag-tag bunch of NA players and turned them into a solid team. He wins rounds by making smart calls, he reads the game well, and he is able to frag consistently even while being so new to the game.

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Hey noobs There's a difference between a slardar playing for his teammates and the teammates playing for the slardar. I'm co-leading, organizing every gank, our "offlane rotations", smoke timings, etc .. I'm going first when it's tough teamfight, and I'm buying the dust when we do specific tactics. In the early game I'm buying the smokes and dust. Anyway life is tough sometimes but I'm getting commended very well. I don't care about having 30 kills everygame, 8.0 KDA rating, I don't care having rampages, I want to win. And you know what? I've been winning since 2015 with all of my 5-stacks. I'm not here because I'm Davis' best friend. Davis got kicked a couple of times and I've always followed him coz' I like playing with him, we see the game the same way and we have the same work ethic. No disrepect, today we have the best team ever, Dank Gankers. Still a young team but proud of what we've done so far.

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