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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 2.4 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 24 Jun, 2022 @ 5:10am
Updated: 24 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14am

Early Access Review
Are you a psychopath that obsesses over tiny details and will endlessly restart something you know you can do better?

Do you have a goblin in your brain that likes to see number go up or down?

Can you near endlessly repeat Rocket Races, Conk runs, Surf maps, Bhop challenges and Jump Academy levels to the point of it being a possible health risk?

Do you find yourself getting "stupid hand" from doing something so much that your brain just smooths completely over and basic motor functions stop making sense to it?

Perhaps you've been afflicted by the horrid need to stare into bright flashing lights and have a nearly sick nostalgia for arcades?

If you've answered "yes" to one or more of these questions,
BOY DO I HAVE A PROBLEM FOR YOU!
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