Recent reviews by noodle

Ocean man, take me by the hand
Lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the Oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand
Lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the Oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man

I'm a big fan of Valve's work since I was a little kid, watching grown ups playing Half Life and CS 1.6 in my local café, I didn't know the name of the game of course but I kept the visuals in my memory, the grownups played in a group circle with their pcs and laptops, I thought it was like a secret club. Some years later when I was 10 years old and got a better computer running Windows 7, I created my steam account (I already had this WinXP computer since I was 6 years old, from 1998 which originally runned Win98 but got upgraded) and finally discovered what were those games they were playing. The first game I got on steam was Garry's Mod and Team Fortress 2's premium which got me hooked up in all Valve's games. This game is where all beggined, the kickstart for Valve's success in the gaming world.

I shed a tear when Freddy Fazbear said "alright fazgang, lets spring this trap." and he fnaf'd all over the place.

10/10 I love this game, I got all achievements and all 5 tapes, plus a secret tape.

10/10 Learned assembly and had lots of fun.

i peed a little

We are living our lives
Abound with so much information

Come on, let go of the remote
Don't you know you're letting all the junk flood in
I try to stop the flow, double-clicking on the go
But it's no use, hey I'm being consumed

Loading... Loading... Loading...
Quickly reaching maximum capacity
Warning... Warning... Warning...
Gonna short-circuit my identity (ahh)

Get up on your feet, tear down the walls
Catch a glimpse of the hollow world
Snooping 'round town will get you nowhere
You're locked up in your mind

We're all trapped in a maze of relationships
Life goes on with or without you
I swim in the sea of the unconscious
I search for your heart, pursuing my true self

One of the hardest if not the hardest zombie survival game ever.

10/10 Amazing Story, Soundtrack, Characters, Cars, Gameplay, Graphics.
The mob vintage lifestyle.
Old pack of cigs, a suit, a gun in the drawer, a big cup of whiske and an old playboy magazine.
Are you ready for some action?

Some people gave negative reviews when the game was released on Steam, because the pc port had performance issues, but at the current date, after a couple of updates and improvements, the game runs super amazingly well, they did a great job fixing it.
I love playing this game as much as I love playing Fatal Frame 2 - Crimson Butterfly.
If you liked Fatal Frame games in the past or if you like japanese ps2 style horror games, you should try this one as well.