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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 133.1 hrs on record (97.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 8 Aug, 2015 @ 5:29am

Early Access Review
Rust... The lovely survival game I played in the good ol' times. You can kill zombies... Kill players... Save players... Kill those bears that kill you while you kill it... Attempt to kill wolves... Then run away... Then die... Minus the kill zombies part because they removed it. Well let me elaborate on the "die" part... The part after the wolf... You don't die by the wolves. You die by other players... That are naked with their penises hanging down low... Yes... This game has turned into an e-peen contest where others will kill you right away with their penises swaying back and forth as they chase you... With a rock. You can't ever get them to stop chasing you unless your penis is bigger than theirs.

Penis Size Simulator 10/10
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Rodent King 8 Aug, 2015 @ 12:29pm 
nigger fix the server its been down for like a hour