[DISCLAIMER]

The current subject(thereby referring to the person reading this), is obligated to be eating a hot dog(colloquially known as a frank, frankfurter, wiener, wiener-wurst) as they are reading this statement. As stipulated by Chapter 11.3.2a of the Geneva Convention, the failure to oblige by this necessity constitutes a war crime , and offenders may be sentenced to a minimum of 5 years in prison, with all 3 daily meals being a hot dog.

The subject hereby agrees that by reading this with their eyes, that they agree to waive all rights to not having a hot dog in their mouth. In the event of transgression, he/she is afforded a 1 hour amnesty period, whereby the transgressor should source for a local hot dog(with approximately 45% moisture content, 15% animal fat, 30% muscle tissue, 10% phosphates) within vicinity. This may include but is not limited to, the neighborhood dog if its size permits fitting in one's mouth.

In the event whereby the offender fails to place a hot dog in their mouth, the offender shall report to the nearest law enforcement office for immediate sentencing. Failure to report will result in IMMEDIATE EXECUTION BY HOT DOG. The technique used is [REDACTED] , and is not allowed to be made known to the public to cause unnecessary distress. However, one minor step involves the shooting of a 6 x 3 meter hot dog(fin-stabilized, discarding sabot, ballistic capped, boiled 6 minutes in water at 105C, springy to the touch, with the ability to bounce 1 meter tall after being dropped from a height of 2 meters) , from the barrel of a proprietary turret towards the location of the offender. The consequence is unknown.

The reader is thereby warned and cautioned immediately. The maximum price the reader is to pay for a hot dog is USD2 DOLLARS (subject to currency conversions), the presence of mustard increases potential sentences by 1 year of jail time.