IF YOU DON'T WANT THE PINGAS MONSTER TAKING YOUR FOAMS AND LEAVING YOU FOR DEAD, REPOST THIS MESSAGE ON 10 PEOPLE'S PROFILES
SNOO PINGAS USUAL I SEE... PRAISE THE MONSTER!
SNOO PINGAS USUAL I SEE... PRAISE THE MONSTER!
SNOO PINGAS USUAL I SEE... PRAISE THE MONSTER!

A BOY NAMED DAVID DID NOT REPOST THIS MESSAGE AND HIS COMPUTER WAS HACKED BY THE PINGAS. HE IS STILL MISSING TO THIS DAY.
THIS STORY IS TRUE LOOK IT UP ON ASK JEEVES.

ONE BOY POSTED THIS ON 20 PROFILES. 10 MORE THAN NEEDED. PINGAS STILL WATCHES OVER HIM TO MAKE SURE HE IS SAFE.

i just misplaced my canine companion... perhaps i should check the grand canyonnnn

Monkey RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i cut off my balls because they were too distracting

I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.

sharting in a bowl