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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 2,963.7 hrs on record (1,177.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 27 Aug, 2018 @ 6:40am

Early Access Review
This is coming from a long time DayZ fan with 1000+ hours in SA alone and who has played the series from the very first day of the mod release of DayZ for arma 2.

What an absolute ♥♥♥♥ company you are.

Nearly four years in Alpha with no real significant update in that whole period of time, bar add a couple of weapons, fixing endless bugs and a bunch of arbitairy content (like wind noises) that no one wanted what the ♥♥♥♥ have you been doing?

Now there was some hope for DayZ, when I downloaded the offline beta I liked the new melee system, interface, gun play and even the graphics / overall feel of the game seemed alot better. Then the fiasco of the experimental and stress test began. Firstly your servers cannot even handle the current stress test, BE kicks people constantly, the lag is unbareable with zombies teleporting, walking in slow mo or players teleporting or getting stuck on doors etc. How do you expect people to test something that doesn't even work?

The experimental is in no better state currently with constant crashes and bugs.

I mean really, how hard is it, I am not a game designer, but all you had to do was make an open world game on a map that already existed with a concept that already existed and make it better. Some how you made the game far worse than the mod days and keep coming up with excuses.

You are basically a scam company who is more interested in money hence you talk about bringing DayZ to consoles. There was a time where Bohemia released decent games and cared about it's customers but those days are no more, I pray your company shuts down and the entire of your DayZ sales refunded out of your own pockets.

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