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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say…. ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well… I was wondering if u wanted to play Dota 2 with me (Im a god tier sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to rank wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Alpine Stalker set? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my Post Malone music in the background if you want…) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that Skype and CALL. :)

Hey Rodjer,

Sorry about that. I will get right on it.

Thanks,
Nathan from highschool

Hey Bud, just wanted you to know that our final project is due this friday... and you're playing Furry Shades of Gay.... please respond to us on slack, we need you!
Love Rodjer from high school.

stop queefing in the wee hours of the night like SWEET JESUS bro come ON

there are mice living in your shoes