I’m just a siwwy bean, expwowing wowwds 🗺️, gathing shinies 💎, and chasing achievements 🏆.
Do you wuv games? Do you simp hawd? Den YOU bewong hewe! 🐾 Come cwosew, I pwomise I dun’t bite (but my Waifus might~) 😳.
💖 Yoruichi 🐾⚡ A goddess of speed and thiccness~ Hew poses weave me bweafless — I'd knee-w in a hawtbweat 🥵. Pwease step on me, M-mommy. (UwU sowwy I simp 😳)
💖 Reze 🌸💣 A cwutie patwootyy with a smiwe dat mewts hweawts 💘 and a pewsonawity dat bwows dem up 💀 — swweet, chaotwic, and impossibwe to wesist 😳🙈.

I — oh god, just the thought of them makes my knees weak. Yoruichi’s sweaty feet teasing my lips, her smirk... my god that smirk. Reze’s teasing touch lingers just enough to send shivers down my spine. Together, they’re too much to handle but I swear to god I will... no lube, no protection, all da—
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Oshi no Ko: Akane’s acting is tooo goodd 🎭 She couwd fake-wuv me and I’d bewieve it 😭💔.
Kill La Kill: Puwe chaos! Why awe dey nyaked?! Don’t ask, just watch, nyoo! 😳✨.
Breaking Bad: Wait, meth can be kawaii?? 🧪😳
Yews, I am aucoustic, houw did you tewww? 😌💅
My pawents don’t luv me, but at weast I have my waifus. (They nevew nag ow compwain UwU) 💜✨
Cawn’t wun a mile, but couwd chase my waifus fow days. (Dedication, duh!) 🏃‍♂️💕
Sometimes I twy to expwain my simp wife to my fwends, but dey just stawt judging me 😔. I can't hewp dat my heawt bewongs to 2D~ 💕

F-f-feel fwee to say hewwo ow add me 👉👈💌.
P-pwease say hi ow add me 🥺💕. Pwomise I’m not as cwazy as this pwofile makes me wook (ok, maybe just a widdle bit… 🔪😜✨). UwU 💖