sorry nah i have a boyfriend

add me for a quick talk, i have an offer, i couldnt add you for some reason...

DO NOT ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!! we were having sex (maplestory) online and flirt for many hour..... time pass and we get down and i pulle out my penis (4 inche) and then this GIRL (????????????) also take out ♥♥♥♥. GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this GUY (girl) CHEAT and TRICK ERP

merry chrismas :))) glad to spend anthoner year gaming with u hehe :))) im SOOOO glad i met u may jesus bless ur soul :))

I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons.