Recent reviews by yaoi uncle

I feel the rage equivalent to the nuclear power of the sun's core whenever I get absolutely torn up by some random bandit and lose hours of progress because I'm trying NOT to make my henry an alcoholic and haven't slept in a few days either. This game is absolutely frustrating and it makes me bald.

... and I adore it so much!! it's SO fun and charming. Henry is such a delight because he really does have the facial expression of a dumb wet sad dog in the form of a Bohemian peasant and it pleases me to no end. it's genuinely so cute whenever characters say stuff like "Hey, Henry's come to see us!" IDGAF that it's unrealistic it's cute as ♥♥♥♥

biggest flaw of this game: there's next to no yaoi about this game. PLEASE let KCD2 be the Yaoi Renaissance!!!!!! I feel like a Bohemian peasant scrounging for crumbs trying to look for any BL

play this with high ping so you can experience teleportation-induced rage at your friends

call me aqua man the way i make the shark wet

let him cook