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It's true, I remember on my eighteenth birthday, I went to the casino, I went to claim my free drink for my birthday, the bartender said, "oh, it's your birthday? How old are you today?" when I confirmed my age, he pulled out a projector, and pointed it at the wall, and a powerpoint presentation popped up. For the next hour, he taught me about slavery and why it was in fact, quite bad. After that, I went to the slot machine, glass of pink gin and lemonade in hand, and I sipped thoughtfully as I pondered this new knowledge, I knew for a fact that seventeen years and 364 days old me would never have been able to truly understand this knowledge.

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