Recent reviews by Tristan

chill as fush - webfisher
really good hangout game + there's gambling

Played with 4 friends and it turned into a slavery reenactment. Best 2 hours of my life, cashiers deserve rights.

I loved it when my goober goobed all over the goobies goobing at me

AAAAAAAAA I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS, MEDIC PLEASE HELP ME, MEDIC!
thank you
♥♥♥♥ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MEDIC PLEASE MEDIC!
thank yo- GRENADE!

learning engineering to make a fully compatible human torture device in funny sandbox game

Stanley wrote a review. The review was really good and made The Stanley Parable look like it's the Game of The Year. Of course this is 100% correct because why else would he be writing the review. Stanley started to run out of things to talk about in his review, this is because Stanley is really really stupid and can't think for himself, so I gave him some things about the game which he could write about. Like how the game has many exciting endings with great storytelling, the adventure line, the bucket, the broom closet that Stanley seemed to love more than the bucket, and the many secrets that lie beneath the surface. Stanley of course, took ages reminiscing the time he spent on this game, even though he's going for 100% achievements which will take him years to get... Literally. He still wants to play the game more. I've never thought that someone would actually want to play the game for an entire Tuesday, but here we are, waiting for tomorrow so Stanley can play the game for the entire day. The next time I see Stanley, will probably be in 10 years, so he's writing this review to let me think and remember the time I spent with him. Stanley started to think his review is turning into nonsense, so he thinks that it is time to stop. Goodbye Stanley, I'll see you in 10 yea-

Did he just stop writing it? Does he have any respect? Care? He didn't even wait for me to stop talking.

THE END - The Stanley Parable REVIEW

10/10 Probably would make eggs and bacon in the air again, I'm not sure though.

It's okay

overwhelmingly thick ass

scary game