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Seriously underrated game everyone should play

Not many people know this but the Mad Max franchise is a documentary about the time when Australia's internet went out for a month

Easily the best game in the series and one of my favorite games of all time.

One of the most fun single player campaigns I've played in a hack and slash game ever, even more so if you already enjoy the W40K universe.
Gameplay is solid with a decent challenge given and intuitive controls. Though not overly difficult, it is still challenging enough that you feel satisfied when you manage to gun down or hack apart the few hundred orks blocking the way to your objective.
The devs have done an amazing job with the weapons. Bolters sound and feel exactly like they should when firing rounds into mobs of Greenskins, while ripping them apart with your chainsword is equally satisfying, visually and audibly. For me though nothing beats flying around in a jetpack, thunder hammer in hand, crushing heads into the cement.
The rest of the game as far as atmosphere and overall feel goes is supurb, really feels like a Warhammer game and won't leave you disappointed.
Storywise the game is nothing mindblowingly original as far as W40K goes but it does keep you interested until the end. Originally meant to be a trilogy, THQ went bankrupt before they managed to make the sequels so we don't ever get to find out what happened to Captain Titus, but even so it's worth playing for the story if you're a fan of the lore.
The multiplayer was fun back in the day but is completely dead now so don't get this if that's what you're looking for.
I wouldn't say the replay value of this game is especially high, but I enjoyed it enough the first time through to eventually play it again a couple more times, and probably will again in the future, though your mileage may vary.
If you're a Warhammer 40K fan or just of hack and slash games in general, I'd say definitely give Space Marine a go, especially when it goes on sale if you're still unsure.

I give it 7 Imperial Aquilas out of 10

S.H.I.T

I felt like the avenging angel. I looked like a fat bald dude with a bad temper.

why

Overall felt very uninspired. Forgettable characters, quick time events out the wazoo and easy as hell gameplay. The only thing hard about this game was my ♥♥♥♥ from staring at Lara's ass and tits for hours on end.
Glad I only paid $5 for it.

Bruce Wayne masturbates in his bat cave all alone in the dark. Not a single light is on. Once he finishes he punches a picture of Rachel and mumbles the words "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joker..."

A few minutes later he gets a call from Alfred. "Dinner is ready, master Bruce. Wine or scotch this evening?"

"I want a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ protein shake you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ old man. I don't drink on account of I'M THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BATMAN! How many times do I have to tell you this?"

Before going upstairs to eat his dinner Bruce Wayne masturbates one more time. He's crying and violently shaking his head back and forth. "RACHEL!" he cries out. His screaming wakes up the bats that live down in the cave and they start flying all around him like that scene in Batman Begins.

"Oh RACHEL please... I'll save you..." The words exit his mouth like a train from a tunnel, from a place of deep darkness. He starts bawling. "I'll save you RACHEL!! Here...I .... COME!! Hnnnngggggnnngggggggggg

Bruce Wayne blows his load, spraining his wrist in the process. The bats fly back to wherever it is they came from. This is what he spends his time doing during that eight year gap between The Dark Knight and The Dark Knight Rises. Masturbating to the ghost of the only woman he ever loved.

If you enjoy anything that you enjoy, you should play this game, you'll really enjoy it.