MatzoFatzo
Matt Strack
Maxixe, Inhambane, Mozambique
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DARK SOULS™ II
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Chadian25 22 Feb, 2018 @ 9:40pm 
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@beybladebarti 27 May, 2017 @ 5:32pm 
We regret to inform you that the card titled "Daddy's Debit" has been declinded your latest purchases due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows
• 1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters
• 3x Backdoor Sluts 9
• 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies
• 6x Magnum condoms
• 5x Bananas
• 1x Small Condom
• 2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream
• 1x Deag's Rust Career
Please respond back to us using your old email: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥@hotmail.net
Thanks for your patience, Ben Dover.
berr again 16 Jun, 2016 @ 4:24pm 
i t ' s . t h e . t h i r t e e n t h . c e n t u r y
Chicken Wing 25 Apr, 2016 @ 3:56pm 
Of course not. Youre just a typical lard monster. You get more gratification from food than human interactions im sure. I can only imagine what sorts of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥ is on your computer that youre trying to keep hidden - the introverts are always the freaky ones if you catch my drift. I probs dont want it anyways since I imagine taking a blacklight to your keyboard would look like a jackson pollack painting granted that youve never had a girlfriend and honestly i cant see it happening anytime soon if you make a point of ostracizing people who try to open up to you.
Since we're not friends I went ahead and removed you as a friend on steam. If you cant tell im extremely disappointed in you and if you feel like apologizing and revoking what you said I'll consider apologizing for that last paragraph.
MatzoFatzo 22 Apr, 2016 @ 8:42pm 
Of course not. Youre just a typical lard monster. You get more gratification from food than human interactions im sure. I can only imagine what sorts of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥ is on your computer that youre trying to keep hidden - the introverts are always the freaky ones if you catch my drift. I probs dont want it anyways since I imagine taking a blacklight to your keyboard would look like a jackson pollack painting granted that youve never had a girlfriend and honestly i cant see it happening anytime soon if you make a point of ostracizing people who try to open up to you.
Since we're not friends I went ahead and removed you as a friend on steam. If you cant tell im extremely disappointed in you and if you feel like apologizing and revoking what you said I'll consider apologizing for that last paragraph.