OrbX: Engineerin' a Mean Spiel in Mann Co.
Beep boop, fellow Freelancers! OrbX here, reporting for duty at the Engineer's workshop. You'll find me slingin' sentry wrenches, droppin' dispensers like hotcakes, and generally keepin' my team covered in a fine mist of supportive firepower.

My motto? Build it, shoot it, blow it up (responsibly, of course). I ain't afraid to get my hands dirty, whether it's buildin' an impenetrable nest on 2Fort's battlements or repairin' a Heavy's minigun under fire. My sentries sing a sweet song of lead and destruction, and my dispensers are always stocked with fresh metal and ammo.

But don't think I'm just a glorified toolbox. I can frag with the best of them, wranglin' a shotgun like a Texas two-stepper and droppin' stickybombs that surprise even the sneakiest Spy. Need a quick escape? My trusty shotgun can launch me across the map faster than a Demoman with a case of Scrumpy.

Beyond the battlefield? I'm a tinkerer extraordinaire, always messin' with new contraptions and tweakin' my gear. You might see me sportin' a strange Shotgun with festive lights, or a wrench that dispenses mini-sandwiches instead of ammo (because who doesn't love a surprise snack?).

And if you catch me off-duty? I'm probably tradlin' for unusuals (gotta get that shiny Engineer helmet!), debatin' the finer points of Spycrab meta, or droppin' beatboxes on the Payload cart.

So join me, Freelancers! Let's build, shoot, and laugh our way to victory. Remember, a good Engineer is like a well-oiled sentry: always protectin' your team and havin' a blast while doin' it.

See you in Mann Co., chums!

OrbX, out