marty
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THERE IS NO NEED TO BE UPSET
:MCCHELMET: :MCCSWORD: :MCCLEGENDARY: :MCCHALO: :MCCMONITOR:

My name is Van, I'm an artist, I'm a performance artist. I'm hired to people to fulfill their fantasies, their deep dark fantasies . I was gonna be a movie star y'know, modeling and acting. After a hundred and two additions and small parts I decided y'know I had enough, Then I got in to Escort world. The client requests contain a lot of fetishes, so I just decided to go y'know... full ♂Master♂ and change my entire house into a dungeon... ♂Dungeon♂Master♂ now with a full dungeon in my house and It's going really well. Fisting is 300 bucks and usually the guy is pretty much high on pop to get really relaxed y'know and I have this long latex glove that goes all the way up to my armpit and then I put on a surgical latex glove up to my wrist and just lube it up and it's a long process y'know to get your whole arm up there but it's an intense feeling for the other person I think for myself too, you go in places that even though it's physical with your hand but for some reason it's also more emotional it's more psychological too and we both get you know to the same place it's really strange at the same time and I find sessions like that really exhausting. I don't know I feel kinda naked because I am looking at myself for the first time, well not myself but this aspect of my life for the first time and it's been harsh...three to five years already? I never thought about it. Kinda sad I feel kinda sad right now, I don't know why..

Notable Quotes/Autism

marty: servers are down for dota
alex: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good
marty: (:
alex: hopefully permanently
marty: what happened
alex: nothing its ruining my life

Esuna: do you wanna come over and we can watch some hentai

CurnRaisin: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ neghibough called over asked me to ring non emgercy police number saying her suon beat her up
CurnRaisin: i was like wtf
Seph: lmao what
CurnRaisin: worse stll
CurnRaisin: im not losing this game of dota

justdu: the world would be better if some people just died

edgevo;;e: yeah but at least I don't fake having fits
Alex: did phil merry have fake tits
Alex: cant hear got this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ music playin on dark rp

Pete: sounds like a facebook question
Pete: that someone who works at being a full time legend would post

edgevo;;e: ♥♥♥♥ nugerts
edgevo;;e: charlie
edgevo;;e: you beter befcuing awake ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
edgevo;;e: well ♥♥♥♥ ypu
edgevo;;e: martin
edgevo;;e: sriously msrtin
edgevo;;e: oi
edgevo;;e: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ listren and listen
edgevo;;e: ive got soekthmghign to tell yousd
edgevo;;e: mark is ascrualy a homosexual
edgevo;;e: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ roude ♥♥♥♥♥
edgevo;;e: stop watchin gay porn and talk to me
edgevo;;e: chrsit sake
edgevo;;e: well you ♥♥♥♥♥ then
edgevo;;e: good night
edgevo;;e: or shoud i say
edgevo;;e: ♥♥♥♥ off
edgevo;;e: probably the later
edgevo;;e: ♥♥♥♥ off pigs

marty: >plays call of duty
marty: >has a girlfriend
marty: >plays world of warcraft
marty: >has no gf
Esuna: >plays dota
Esuna: >has mid

PM me if ur thicc
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alex 31 Mar, 2019 @ 2:58pm 
So all of you ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s have finally pushed me to the limit. I've taken it upon myself to be the one to step up and have contacted my local police department. They are now working hand in hand with Steam looking into this profile, among others, in regards to the possibility of hate crimes. Cyberbullying, homophobia, racism and sheer lack of respect have become rampant on this profile and it is unacceptable to stand by and watch this transpire day in and day out. Do not bother PMing me as I will decline all message requests from here on out.
marty 8 Mar, 2019 @ 9:29am 
i agree
alex 5 Mar, 2019 @ 4:28pm 
alex is a stupid lucker
alex 26 Jul, 2017 @ 4:03am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4f2 sometime its a reall cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was sthat too far? Really sorry im really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
alex 6 Jun, 2017 @ 10:58am 
+rep doubled my runescape gold
alex 27 Nov, 2016 @ 12:28pm 
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