Recent reviews by hubert

Runs OK but makes my laptop sound like its part of the Aperture ambiance. Somehow buggier than regular portal. still 100%'d it. 10/10.

Scratches that gambling AND gaming itch at the same time, all for a single time buy-in of 14€.

minecraft that gives you PTSD 10/10

I have never negotiated anything and do not recommend it. Just rush nukes and bomb the living crap out of everyone, freedomland style

Game is great but I would recommend trying the classic ways of screwing up your life first, like alcohol or heroin.
EDIT: This game has unironically helped me in recovery, DO NOT try the classic ways of screwing up your life first, try Hades.

Just finished the "Superluminal" (finishing the game in under 30 mins) achievement. In all honesty, this is an amazing game, but only when played casually, maybe like once or twice a year. Just as a reminder to take life by the balls and approach problems from different perspectives. The story and gameplay are phenomenal when the game is consumed in moderation. One thing I can say - refrain from trying to 100% it. That will ruin the game for you entirely. Or, at least it did on a personal level.

If this game were a woman, I would not last even a second banging its portalussy. If it were a guy I would be SO GAY. I hear you asking: "what if this game were a furry?" I have but one thing to say: Yiff. Yiff.

Also Self Esteem Fund from the OST make my brain tingle funny

Pros:
Story
Multiplayer
Looks great and performs well
Cons:
Story's only 6 hours long max
Tank controls
TANK CONTROLS
VEHICLE CONTROLS
CONTROLLING THE VEHICLES
WHY IS THE STORY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHORT
WHY ARE THE TANK CONTROLS SO BAD ON M/KB
Summary:
Could've explored the topic of labour camps more and also the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TANKS COULDVE BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR PC

hehehe get glubtastic best campaign

i die all the time and my accuracy is around 20% i would say im a top 10 global palyer, rekamend