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i would kill myself if i was a truck driver
however it is nice breaking every traffic rule possible at any given time

this is some preem stuff, gave me fictional futuristic brainrot.

Addictive in all the good ways. Balanced and newbie friendly. but most of all I LOVE MICROTRANSACTIONS FOR COSMETICS TO FLEX ON THE PEASANTS

Runs OK but makes my laptop sound like its part of the Aperture ambiance. Somehow buggier than regular portal. still 100%'d it. 10/10.

Scratches that gambling AND gaming itch at the same time, all for a single time buy-in of 14€.

minecraft that gives you PTSD 10/10

I have never negotiated anything and do not recommend it. Just rush nukes and bomb the living crap out of everyone, freedomland style

Game is great but I would recommend trying the classic ways of screwing up your life first, like alcohol or heroin.
EDIT: This game has unironically helped me in recovery, DO NOT try the classic ways of screwing up your life first, try Hades.

Just finished the "Superluminal" (finishing the game in under 30 mins) achievement. In all honesty, this is an amazing game, but only when played casually, maybe like once or twice a year. Just as a reminder to take life by the balls and approach problems from different perspectives. The story and gameplay are phenomenal when the game is consumed in moderation. One thing I can say - refrain from trying to 100% it. That will ruin the game for you entirely. Or, at least it did on a personal level.

If this game were a woman, I would not last even a second banging its portalussy. If it were a guy I would be SO GAY. I hear you asking: "what if this game were a furry?" I have but one thing to say: Yiff. Yiff.

Also Self Esteem Fund from the OST make my brain tingle funny