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The fuel tank capacity is approximately 26 gallons (98.4 liters).
Step 2: Average human ejaculation volume,
A typical ejaculation releases about 3 to 5 milliliters of semen. Let’s use the high end: 5 mL.
Step 3: How many ejaculations to fill the tank?,
We need to convert 26 gallons to milliliters:
1 gallon = 3,785 mL,
26 gallons × 3,785 mL = 98,410 mL,
Now divide that by 5 mL per ejaculation:
98,410 ÷ 5 = 19,682 ejaculations,
Step 4: How long would that take?,
Let’s assume someone can manage 2 ejaculations per day (which is pushing it for most people long-term).
19,682 ÷ 2 = 9,841 days,
That’s about 27 years of daily effort.,
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Summary:,
To fill a 2008 Chevy Tahoe gas tank with human ejaculate, it would take:
~19,682 ejaculations,
~27 years at 2 per day,
Want to take this absurd math further or switch to something a little more... fuel-efficient?