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0.9 hrs last two weeks / 1,243.7 hrs on record (999.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18pm

ESO is something special, it is hecka tight and super tasty as hell. I would recommend to my friends moms family and dead relatives, but I wouldn't recommend to my family cause they would outcast me. See it starts all starts at the age of 13 in the summer of 2003, I met this girl named Lucy at a doom competition and we hit off, I thought Lucy was the one until one fateful day when she installed ESO on to her Windows 2000 desktop. At the time this was one of the latest and greatest games to have come out and she had me hella hyped. Lucy and I ended up playing this game for the entirety of summer break and I couldn't stop the addiction and this is where it all hit, I realized that I was bare naked in computer chair and my power had just been cut off, Lucy screamed and begged that I should stop playing this game but I bought a laptop and ended up on the streets drifting from McDonald's to Starbucks Cafe's. Dear friend when you have something special do not let it go, unless its the world of ESO, I can confidently recommend this game to anyone but my family, and Lucy if you are reading, baby I love you please find me at the Starbucks.
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