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👳 * ⛳ * 🍆 * 💃 * 🕺 * 💄 * 👃 * 🥗 * 🚕 * 🌸 * 🎄 * 🎫 * 🔋 * 🚗 * 👔 * 💛
ㅤ* I phoned up the builder's yard yesterday. I said, "Can I have a skip outside my house?". The builder said, "Sure. Do what you want. It's your house."
ㅤ* So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought, "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness".
ㅤ* I was reading this book, 'The History of Glue'. I couldn't put it down.
💙 * 🌂 * 🐛 * 👑 * 🎈 * 💚 * 🍇 * 🎁 * 🏀 * 📀 * 🥒 * 🐳 * 🎍 * 🌸 * 💎 * 🥞
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*
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