A diva who specializes in risque arias is an off-coloratura soprano.
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Wherever you go...There you are.
- Buckaroo Banzai
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"Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot."
(Hogfather)
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You can observe a lot just by watching. -- Yogi Berra
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Peter: So if I walk through you, does that mean that we've, you know, done it?
Ghost: Geez, what's with you and the gay jokes?
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He that would govern others, first should be the master of himself.
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The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt.
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
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FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #14

Low Blows:
Let's say a man and woman are watching a boxing match on TV. One
of the boxers is felled by a low blow. The woman says "Oh, gee. That must
hurt." The man doubles over and actually FEELS the pain.

Dressing Up:
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plant

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