life is pain

Girl: Do you think I'm beautiful?
Boy: no
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: no
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: no
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: no
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her big giant trap schlong
Boy: Your not pretty...your a turkish cockroach
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I want to remove the existance of your heretical people
Boy: I dont like u...Give back my holy land
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would retake constantinople rightfull byzantine clay and soil if you walked away.
Boy Whispers: Remove Kebab
Girl: (Muslim noises)
*Tonight at midnight your holy land will be returned
*Something good will happen to The reclemation of rightfull christian jerusalem.
*Tomorrow it could be Christian
*Get ready for the crusade
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in the next 10 crusades.

when youre suffering

like 2 years late but if he was making burgers it would be mcdonalds not mcdude. d o n o t i n s u l t m y t r u e l o v e a g a i n

I dont know That was probly The worst burn ever am sorry Mcdude
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No you aren't you mcdude can I get one of the best hamburgers you have no offense bro