awppenheimer
Your Biological Father   United States
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There's 420 days of summer vacation
And school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to smoke ♥♥♥♥

Like maybe...
Building a rocket
Or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Discovering something that doesn't exist (Hey! )
Or giving a monkey a shower

Surfing tidal waves
Creating nanobots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain (It's over here! )

Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent
Or driving your sister insane (Phineas! )

As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff to do
Before school starts this fall (Come on Perry)

So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all
So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are
Gonna do it all!
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Hydro 21 Jun, 2023 @ 8:47am 
mate?
mort 17 Apr, 2020 @ 4:37pm 
Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my ♥♥♥♥♥ is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me.
Senor Chang 27 Jun, 2018 @ 10:26am 
still smurfs xD
awppenheimer 4 Jun, 2018 @ 8:42pm 
@Rice Fields that's right ♥♥♥♥, I have the fairy power to bend rainbows into ♥♥♥♥♥♥ harpoons
Biggie Cheeze 4 Jun, 2018 @ 8:41pm 
@toiletgnome ♥♥♥♥♥ you as straight as a rainbow
awppenheimer 4 Jun, 2018 @ 8:40pm 
@Rice Fields not gay just have a small curve in my dna