-This account plays any and all kinds of games without rhyme or reason, including the dirty ones. As a grown ass adult, this is completely normal. Due to this, some content may not be appropriate for all ages around here. Don't say I didn't warn you.

-If this is in relation to any item you want that I have, I only do trades via Steam and only when I am in the mood for it. Any off-site activity, regardless of if it's just to see a inventory, will be declined instantly. If you add me just to tell me to go off-site, you will be blocked. No questions asked. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

-All comments need to be directed to the comment section at the bottom of this page. Don't go posting anywhere else asking to be added to my friends, even more so without a reason.

-If I offended you in any way and you need to blow off some steam, feel free to use that comment section as well.

-If you are seeing this from anything that I may have played with you with or against and you liked me well enough to want to become a friend on here, feel free to add me. If the feeling was mutual, i'll be glad to have you.

-I refuse all things from Dead By Daylight on account of all the vile and downright stupid comments those folks make when they are angry. Don't have time for that childish nonsense. That's right, i'm calling you out DbD community. I'm trash, I know, deal with it.

If you made it here, good on you. You deserve a cookie and are damn fine if I may say so myself. No, seriously. You'd be amazed at the amount of people who'd refuse to scroll. Not even that hard the bunch of dopes. That said, you did and I thank you for it. Thinking on it though, it means you either really wanted to leave me that comment or you are just bored. Frankly, i'll take whatever. Regardless, you are beautiful and don't let anyone take your sunshine away. Unless there is a good reason. Is there ever a good reason? That is a good question. Are you still here? You can go now. No, seriously. Anytime you want to stop would be good. Go. Door is right there. Why do you keep reading? Is it just bugging you now to keep going? Are you really that mental? Do I need to call someone? Can you even help someone like you? No? How is your mother? Is she sweet? I'd really like to meet her someday. Unless she is dead. That would be sad. In which case, got a sister? Is she hot? Is she crazy too? Can you stop reading these now? What do I have to do to get rid of you? Just stop myself? Is it really that simple? Just stop typing and you'll stop reading it? Yeah? Ok, good day you crazy person you. Love you. And your mother.