"i just know the backshots sound like a cs2 deathmatch"

"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely."

"goodnight my little kittens meow for me yeah that's right meow good kitten you like meowing for me don't you dirty little kitten reowwww ooh don't start hissing now you're a bad kitty be a good kitty for me reowwww ssssssss bad kitty you need to be punished reowww *eats u*"