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The Hustle
You spend twelve hours a day “cultivating your inner chi.” Meanwhile, in real life, the only thing you’re cultivating is a vitamin D deficiency and elite posture from bonding with your ergonomic chair.
The Open World Paradox
The game gives you “unprecedented freedom,” and you use that freedom to spend hours finding the perfect scenic cliff to stand on dramatically in a robe while your laundry pile evolves into a raid boss.
Combat Mastery
You’ve mastered 20 combat styles and 18 weapons, yet somehow still need a deep breath after walking to the kitchen for water. Absolute legend. Zero stamina bar in real life.
this is not gambling this is a full time delusion with patch notes
Let's assume that Aki only touches his hand for 3 second's, 3 second's of contacts cost 2 month's of the lifespans, so it will cost around a year of your total life spans just to be in psyhical contact with angel for 18 second's.
Average male life spans is around 72.75 worldwide, minus your current age.(average age of an anime fan is around 18-25 ) , which means you have around 47.75-54.75 year's of lifespan's to spare,
47.75*18 second's = 859.5 second's
859.5/60 = 14.325 minute's
54.75*18 second's = 985.5 second's
985.5/60 = 16.425 minutes
In conclusion, you get to pound that angel Vel bussy for 14-16 minute's straight before losing your life,
Which is more than enough for me cause i wouldn't even last 10 second's in him.
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