I've seen Kazoo play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wall-hack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

aw man

Honestly, think about it: You're a wizard in a game, but guess what? That doesn't mean squat in the real world. How about stepping outside and learning to socialize like a normal person? Before you boot up CS:GO to embarrass yourself again, take a hard look in the mirror. Are you really happy being a keyboard warrior? You're acting like a clueless kid, wasting prime years on pixels rather than anything remotely resembling a useful hobby or, heaven forbid, planning for your future. Time to get your act together and figure out if you want your legacy to be a high score or a life well-lived. Grow up, balance out, and maybe, just maybe, you'll stop being such a disappointment.

the sweetest soul in existence <3

literally the kindest person i have ever met :D

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