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Stop cruising for attention and using 4chan as a basis for gooning your sinful dog desires. You are 10 times worse than cat poster. You lost to sissy dog hypno and s-stuttering. You are now a dog. Your life is only dog. Only half of the political spectrum wants to walk you (other half is cat lovers, take that DOGS). Guys will leave you for a cat because they do not demand walks so often.
Nobody wants to read dog ERP. Nobody thinks dog (K9), feminine dog, s-s-stuttering, or any of your wolfu memes are funny. You are Clifford.
You are predatory hunter, not cute and walkable. A number of you dogs think that being cute will get you free walks well guess what, cat better! Becoming a dog is not a solution to the furry agenda and walking addiction, the five or ten years of free pets and affection seems good until you realize all dogs turn into FAT CLIFFORDS in the end.
Feed me lasagna.